paraphrasideology

"I didn't watch the Obama address on the gulf oil spill, and here's the reason, because my experience is when you listen to a guy like a United States President, he's going to say all the right things to me. I'm not interested in words, I'm interested in actions. "   HOLY SHIT !

the H word

I know using the H word is frowned upon, but I can't think of an acceptable synonym. I HATE this guy and all he stands for. As predicted he will be the worst president in history.

if only it was a joke on late night TV

Beginning in 2011, Iran will be helping guide the planet on WOMEN'S RIGHTS! The U.N. has elected Iran to it's "Commission on the Status of Women". I'm certain with Iran's help, the U.N. will be able to stop earthquakes and volcanoes.

LET IT SNOW

Who knew? APPARENTLY it snows more in the mountains than other places. It snows a few inches here very nearly every day and nearly every night as well. Who knew?

WHY,WHY,WHY ????

Why is it........?
...that the "bluer" the state, the nastier the drivers?
...it's impossible to dine out without witnessing somebody demanding to see the manager with a complaint of questionable merit ?
...that it literally snows at home (and only at home) EVERY day ?
...the less income somebody earns, the more they seem to spend on useless crap? Does anybody really need $6000 worth of rims and tires on a 1997 Taurus?